salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: Cap'n Major Bloodnok (IP Logged)
Date: 14 April, 2017 11:05

The supremely talented yukon will now be helping me keep an eye on things here, so say "hi" your new member of the moderator team.



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Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: isitme (IP Logged)
Date: 14 April, 2017 11:07

Now is he a tier one international standard moderator?

Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: Mrs Trellis of North Wales (IP Logged)
Date: 14 April, 2017 11:14

Well done Yukon in helping to keep this valuable (if occasionally negative and occasionally @rse-licking) board going and sharing the load with Blooders and the other reprobates and cashiered ex-Indian Army scoundrels.



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Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: Flumpty (IP Logged)
Date: 14 April, 2017 12:39

well done yukon

A hat tip in your direction.

Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: yukon (IP Logged)
Date: 14 April, 2017 17:44

Quote:
Cap'n Major Bloodnok
The supremely talented yukon will now be helping me keep an eye on things here, so say "hi" your new member of the moderator team.

Happy to be aboard Cap'n!

And thanks all

Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: Crutch (IP Logged)
Date: 14 April, 2017 19:24

is the length of contract public and is there an early release clause for if Wasps come snooping? 😜

Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: Cap'n Major Bloodnok (IP Logged)
Date: 17 April, 2017 14:20

Unlike some DoRs, I don't keep you hanging around with vague promises of exciting things in the next two weeks; no, things move fast around here!

We complete the moderator lineup with two impressive new signings...

First, the huge... sorry, I got distracted - hugely talented... at something...

iBozz

And second, taking on the role of enforcer in the donkey row...

<drum roll>

Tigger

Should be a rip-roaring new season ahead.



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Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: Flumpty (IP Logged)
Date: 17 April, 2017 14:40

are they all EQM by birth, or via some dodgy residency shenannigans ?



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Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: Cap'n Major Bloodnok (IP Logged)
Date: 17 April, 2017 17:37

Dodgy. Definitely dodgy. Don't know about any of those other words.



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Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: H's D (IP Logged)
Date: 18 April, 2017 10:10

Is the ink drY for all 3 Major?
Can't believe you have signed a self-confessed charlatan, and Tigger will need Propanolol to control his blood pressure if he logs on too often!

Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: yukon (IP Logged)
Date: 18 April, 2017 11:59

Quote:
H's D
Is the ink drY for all 3 Major?
Can't believe you have signed a self-confessed charlatan, and Tigger will need Propanolol to control his blood pressure if he logs on too often!

Who's a charlatan!?!

Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: H's D (IP Logged)
Date: 18 April, 2017 12:36

Your fellow moderator claims to be both a mountebank and a charlatan!
Quote:
iBozz
....And as a basic rule of thumb, never ever believe anything that comes out of or has been touched by a PR department unless and until verified by conclusive proof. There's nothing personal about that observation, merely bitter experience gained over many more years than I care to remember operating as an itinerant mountebank and charlatan preying on the congenitally gullible.
Where do you, the Major and Tigger keep your Gulls?(Sm100)

Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: iBozz (IP Logged)
Date: 18 April, 2017 14:09

Quote:
H's D
Your fellow moderator claims to be both a mountebank and a charlatan!
Quote:
iBozz
....And as a basic rule of thumb, never ever believe anything that comes out of or has been touched by a PR department unless and until verified by conclusive proof. There's nothing personal about that observation, merely bitter experience gained over many more years than I care to remember operating as an itinerant mountebank and charlatan preying on the congenitally gullible.
Where do you, the Major and Tigger keep your Gulls?(Sm100)

You forgot the itinerant.

On one Management Course which I attended I was classed by one psychological test (The Kostic Test) as being "wholly unemployable" so itinerancy was pretty well the only option. My need for change was, apparently, ten out of ten - the highest the lecturer had ever seen and that, taken with many other character defects, made me "wholly unemployable".

I'm still rather proud of that!



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Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: H's Dad... (IP Logged)
Date: 18 April, 2017 14:19

I only do veterinary never really dabbled with itinerary!

Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: iBozz (IP Logged)
Date: 18 April, 2017 15:26

Quote:
H's Dad...
I only do veterinary never really dabbled with itinerary!

You haven't lived.



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Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: Cap'n Major Bloodnok (IP Logged)
Date: 18 April, 2017 17:17

I am a member of the Society for the Care and Comfort of Distressed Charlatans and Mountebanks. As part of their rehabilitation into polite society, we often give them placements in areas of responsibility, but where they can't do too much damage.

Tigger I have in a cage on diet of one steak every two days. I occasionally let him out for a run.



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Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: H's Dad... (IP Logged)
Date: 19 April, 2017 13:16

iBozz is very "substantial" Major, you'll soon get tired of pushing that Bath chair but I am delighted to have been relieved of my duty in that respect, my back can now recover....
Never give Tigger alcohol.....gyuunotataki and saki is a lethal mix!.

Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: Cap'n Major Bloodnok (IP Logged)
Date: 19 April, 2017 16:26

I have no desire to be in the vicinity of iBozz whilst he's taking a bath, in a chair(*) or otherwise.



(*) L'esprit boggle.



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Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: iBozz (IP Logged)
Date: 19 April, 2017 23:41

You guys sure know how to hurt a chap's feelings.

Fortunately, not mine.



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Re: salerugby.co.uk announces a new signing
Posted by: Mrs Trellis of North Wales (IP Logged)
Date: 20 April, 2017 06:47

(Sm108)



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