Rugby Randoms: A slice of heaven


By ML
February 17 2017

A slice of heaven. Just a little bit, ay, this mint scarfie is as snarky as a naff seabed.  --- Another episode of our Rugby Randoms -- Computer generated twaddle: 

 

 

A slice of heaven. Just a little bit, ay, this mint scarfie is as snarky as a naff seabed. Mean while, in South Pacific, Jonah Lomu and the Armed Offenders Squad were up to no good with a bunch of solid rimu marmite shortages. The pretty suss force of his chundering was on par with Mrs Falani's tapu cookie time. Put the jug on will you bro, all these hard case All Blacks can wait till later. The first prize for rooting goes to... Jim Hickey and his bung trotie, what a manus. Bro, kiwiburgers are really stoked good with crook lengths of number 8 wire, aye.

You have no idea how sweet as our hard yakka quater-acre patches were aye. Every time I see those heaps good kais it's like the dairy all over again aye, giz a toke bro. Anyway, Hercules Morse, as big as a horse is just Uncle Bully in disguise, to find the true meaning of life, one must start munting with the chilly bin, mate. After the milk is flogged, you add all the wicked mince pies to the weka you've got yourself a meal. Technology has allowed pretty suss tiki tours to participate in the global conversation of beautiful pauas. The next Generation of same same but different ankle biters have already jumped the ditch over at smoko time.

What's the hurry John Key? There's plenty of twink sticks in Hamilton. The beach holds the most sweet community in the country.. Helen Clarke was whale watching when the chronic preparing the hungi event occured. Knocked the bastard off, this dodgy bloke is as sweet as as a beaut housie.

Mean while, in West Auckland, Spot, the Telecom dog and Cardigan Bay were up to no good with a bunch of carked it foreshore and seabed issues. The flat stick force of his cooking up a feed was on par with Manus Morissette's shithouse Monopoly, the New Zealand version with Queen Street and stuff. Take a squiz. Put the jug on will you bro, all these rip-off pikelets can wait till later. The first prize for rooting goes to... some uni student and his bloody craft supplies, what a dole bludger. Take the piss. Bro, whanaus are really fully sick good with tip-top pinapple lumps, aye. You have no idea how epic our outrageously awesome native vegetables were aye. Every time I see those primo jelly tip icecreams it's like the sausage sizzle all over again aye, good on ya, mate.

 

 

 

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Rugby Randoms: A slice of heaven
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Date: 17/02/2017 16:23

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