Arabian Knights Profiles: No3 - Big Dog

Hair? From where?
By Our FB7s Correspondent
June 29 2006

Don't let the photo fool you, Dog has got no hair. But he don't care! Dog assures the team management that he will stay awake for more than two games this year following an early night with a Reader's Digest and a mug of Horlicks after last year's nightclub excesses proved too much for the big prop.

Name: Darren Spillane

Number: 3

Nickname: Big Dog

Age: 39

Height: 6' 1"

Weight 20st

Playing position 7s/15s Tight Head

Past Fat Blokes appearances: 2005.

Who introduced you to the Knights? Large

Current club: Letchworth

Former clubs: Cambridge

Honours: Hertfordshire

Job: Salesman

Favourite Current Saracens player: Lee Adamson

Favourite All-time Saracens player: Paul Hughes

Favourite All-time player in the World ever Keith Wood

Boyhood rugby hero: Mike Teague

Favourite Food: The Lot

Favourite Drink: Anything (ed: Don't you mean The Lot?)

Why no.3? Fat boy prop

Worst rugby injury: Beer gut

Most embarrassing on-field moment: Getting the name 'Self-Inflicted'. Trying to punch opposite prop with wild uppercut, missed & hit myself straight in face, falling over in front of home crowd.

Most embarrassing off-field moment: "Following through" in a mate's face whilst trying to fart on tour in Amsterdam

What are the three things you'd love to do before you die:

1. England win footy world cup

2. Cameron Diaz

3. Cameron Diaz. Again



What are the three things you won't do before you die:

1. Wear trousers with less than 40" waist

2. Grow up

3. Get a proper job


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