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O/T Worst joke ever? (Or anything funny)
Posted by: twitter@bisted (IP Logged)
Date: 16 October, 2008 08:30

I saw my neighbour in the garden digging a really deep hole.

I asked, "what are you up to mate?"

He replied, "I'm going to dig a really deep hole, fill it with water and have a bucket we can send down to get the water if ever we need it."

I thought, "I'll leave him to it,...... he means well..."



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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 14/08/2011 10:15 by twitter@bisted.

Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: OVERWEIGHT No8 (IP Logged)
Date: 16 October, 2008 08:54

Get out

Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: Stopsy (IP Logged)
Date: 16 October, 2008 09:35

excellent

Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: OVERWEIGHT No8 (IP Logged)
Date: 16 October, 2008 10:08

Ok i can beat that one.

Dr odell fell down a well
and broke his collar bone
but dr's should only attend the sick
and leave the well alone.

Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: melton tiger (IP Logged)
Date: 16 October, 2008 13:09

Get orrff moiy laaand...

Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: TigerChick (IP Logged)
Date: 16 October, 2008 15:48

Dreadful and I thought him indoors was bad!



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Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: twitter@bisted (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2008 13:07

A Man goes to a doctors, the only seat available in the waiting room is next to a fella with an egg on his forehead, a sausage sticking out of his ear and a slice of bacon on his cheek.

"You alright mate? Here for anything serious?" Says the guy with food on him

"Oh jno I'm just not feeling too good, keep getting these headaches, what are you here for?"

"Dunno what wrong with me mate, I'm just not eating properly"



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Anyone seen the budgie?

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Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: twitter@bisted (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2008 13:10

Paddy and Murphy are out in the countryside shooting rabbits when a man appears overhead in a hang glider.

Paddy and Murphy immediately open fire blowing holes in it.
The hang glider flies away and Murphy turns to Paddy and says "What the hell was that?"....

"Don't know " says Paddy "but whatever it was it wasn't letting go of that bloke!"



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Anyone seen the budgie?

(Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.)

Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: twitter@bisted (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2008 13:16

A guy phones up a Chinese and says, "do you do take-aways?"
The reply is, "yes."
So he says, "what’s 89 take away 14?"

(Send money and I'll stop!)



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Anyone seen the budgie?

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Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: twitter@bisted (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2008 13:22

I was approached by MI5 today. I said to them, "I'm fit, healthy, highly intelligent and patriotic. Why would I would want to sell sofas?"

I'm still waiting.......



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Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: twitter@bisted (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2008 13:25

Sad news today that my bank "The Isle of Dogs Bank" have run into financial trouble and called in the retrievers!

Look, you're all going to have to have a whip round or these will just keep coming.



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Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: Tokyo Joe (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2008 19:12

An old couple are in church one Sunday. The old lady turns to her husband and whispers, "I've just done a big silent fart! What shall I do?".

Her husband replies, "Change the batteries in your bloody hearing aid!"

Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: twitter@bisted (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2008 19:41

You have to remember all the trivia that your girlfriend tells you, because eventually you get tested. She'll go: 'What's my favourite flower?' And you murmur to yourself: 'Bu99er, I wasn't listening ... was it self-raising?'

Still no sign of any money!



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Anyone seen the budgie?

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Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: twitter@bisted (IP Logged)
Date: 18 October, 2008 19:46

My wife can be quite hurtful sometimes. Yesterday she gave birth to a baby boy and we were both looking at him in his cot.
So I turned to the wife, with a cheeky grin on my face, and said, "he's quite big down there, isn't he?"
She said, "yeah, but at least he's got your eyes."

(Still waiting...)



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Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: twitter@bisted (IP Logged)
Date: 20 October, 2008 08:20

When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's Amore.

But;

When you're hit by a jug, in a South Auckland pub, THAT'S a maori.




You were warned!



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Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: twitter@bisted (IP Logged)
Date: 20 October, 2008 08:25

Watching an old episode of Catchphrase the other day, it occurred to me that when Roy Walker said, "say what you see", surely the answer "a smug Irish berk" would win every time?



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Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: twitter@bisted (IP Logged)
Date: 20 October, 2008 08:29

Man sees a monkey in the jungle with a tin opener and says " you don't need a tin opener to open bananas"
To which the monkey replies " its for the custard you daft twit"



(Is no one going to stop me?)



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Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: Roger (IP Logged)
Date: 20 October, 2008 08:41

I will, the use of the word twit in English joke-telling was banned some years ago.

Other than that,

The chap who wrote The Hokey-Cokey died last week. The funeral directors have been having a nightmare trying to get him into the coffin.
First, they put his left leg in.. and that's when the trouble started.

Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: London_Falcon (IP Logged)
Date: 20 October, 2008 13:56

A cannibal was late for the cannibal's annual dinner...

....he was given the cold shoulder



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Re: O/T Worst joke ever?
Posted by: twitter@bisted (IP Logged)
Date: 20 October, 2008 16:13

A cannibal comes back from holiday and meets some of his mates in the pub, who ask how his holiday was...
"had a great time"
then one of his mates asks "why have you got a leg missing?"
the cannibal replies,..........



........"I went self catering!"



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