England's 12 Days of Christmas
Merry Christmas
By David (Old No.2) 19/12/03
December 19 2003
England's 12 days of Christmas plus other ditty’s sent to us by David Old no 2 - for the delight of Unofficial England Fans. Merry Christmas to you all and thank you again David.
12 days of rugby.
by Whistle Blower
On the first day of rugby, Clive Woodward gave to me: The
William Web
Ellis Trophy
On the second day of rugby, Clive Woodward gave to me: Two flying wings
and the William Web Ellis Trophy.
On the third day.....: Three in the front row...
On the fourth day....: Four rugby balls...
On the fifth day....: Five metre scrums...
On the sixth day....: Six nations grand slam
On the seventh day....: Seven backs a passing
On the eighth day....: Eight forwards scrumming
On the ninth day....: Nine scrum halfs moaning
On the tenth day....: Ten dropping goals...
On the eleventh day....: Eleven crunching tackles...
On the twelfth day of rugby, Clive Woodward gave to me: Twelve mauls a
rolling , eleven crunching tackles, ten dropping goals, nine scrum halfs
moaning, eight forwards scrumming, seven backs a passing, six nations
grand slam, five metre scrums! Four rugby balls, three in the front row,
two flying wings, and the William Web Ellis Trophy!
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Sung to the tune of Sgt Pepper
by ivana dumper truck
It was twenty years ago today,
Little Jonny learned just how to play
He’s been going in and out of style
But he’s guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The greatest team in all the world
Woodwards might England Rugby Team
We’re Woodwards’ mighty England rugby team
We hope you will enjoy the show
We’re Woodwards’ mighty England rugby team
Sit back and let the evening go.
Woodwards’ mighty England, Woodwards’ mighty England
Woodwards’ mightly England Rugby Team
Its wonderful to win it
To take the Aussie crown
Especially when we beat the welsh
They’re just such plucky losers now
They really lose so well
JW stopped the show
With a might fine kick you know
Then we saw a lot of Aussie tears
Cause it now our cup for 4 whole years
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Martin J
And Woodwards’ might England rugby team
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The Woodward Wrap
by Peter Johnson
I saw the headlines "Woodward:Campo got no respect" and thought it was
just crying out to be made into gangster rap. So here 'tis (tongue
firmly in cheek, by the way, prior to all the abuse I'll no doubt
receive), the Woodward Wrap:
Me name is Clive and I’m da man
Dat put English rugby back in da van
Dem say me arro-gant, but that not true
I’m da super-coach who could change cricket too
We went downunder for the Rugby World Cup
But the Aussie press just paid it up
Dem showed Jonny kickin’ and said “that all you got”
And the Aussie coach said we weren’t that hot
But we showed dem bitches all da same
With my wonderful super expansive game
Then back to Blighty to receive our dues
But da BBC, dem got no clues
They got dat bitch Campo, who got no respect
So me phone da press and get his reputation wrecked
Don’t mess wit me, ‘cos I’m da Clive
And I’m just the best coach alive
Yoh, respect.