Press Gang Invent PubNav!

By Dick Straughan
March 31 2008

Ever fancied a pint and not had the faintest idea where to get one? Well worry no more. The Cornish Pirates Press Gang Supporters Club have just unveiled a new revolutionary pub detection system following a weekend of intensive trials in Yorkshire. PubNav is a new eco-friendly system for slaking your thirst in an instant.

PubNav works primarily without the usage of a remote power unit, satellite technology or even a computer. Instead it relies totally on the mental capacity and direction finding capabilities of its key component, a genetically advanced M.A.R.S.H.Y (Mine`s A Rum and Soda and a pint of Heavy Yippee!) unit.

The pub finding capabilities of the M.A.R.S.H.Y processor were first noticed when he was used to pilot a Rickshaw around the West End of London after the Pirates victory at Twickenham last April.

The M.A.R.S.H.Y is the equivalent of a modem allowing individuals to not only locate any hostelry in the UK in an instant, but to also tailor their requirements for the type of refreshment and entertainment required. By simply explaining your needs to a M.A.R.S.H.Y you can be sure of finding a pub within the day.

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