The world of the Saints from Joe's point of view
Come on you Saints!
By The Mighty Young Joe
September 19 2002
Back at popular request. The Mighty Young Joe returns to discuss the future Kings of the Zippee, Daventry, Barf, Scuba Steve the Frankly Gardens experience, the beast of Rothwell and to show off his tattoos. Strictly for the young at heart.
Hiya mates.
W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... we have lots to talk about as usual.
First I want to talk about the zippee. It's going to take a long time but when I'm nearly 6 we will have this years Kings of English rugby. Who will it be? W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... it might be a surprise. Lids types who should have been regliated have winned all three games and so have the men in hats. The Unspokely ones have been beated by Lids and the Sharks and Brisdull have scored loads of tries and still haven't beated anybody. Blinking flip it's a silly season. W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... I'm 5 so I'm always right so I'll tell you who will be the Kings. Saints of course acuzz Frankly Gardens is a palace.
Me and Mummy wiv a baby in her tummy and Daddy wented
to the Nucastle dickie birds match. I liked the rugby acuzz there was big
tackles and fast runners and they can kick the ball right up to the sky.
But I didn't have enough fun. We got there too late. So all you growed ups
if you want to take kids to the rugby you must get there early. That way
Dad can get his beer and pasty wivout all that queuing up what makes him
tut. Mum can look round the shop and the kids can bounce on bouncy fings,
W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... the picture is me at Frankly Gardens wiv my way cool
tattoos. Don't worry they are not real acuzz you can wash them off.
I feel sorry for Danny Grewcock who had to go to Daventry
for kicking that big blouse Keerun Bracken. He is not allowed to play for
35 days! Kicking somebody is wrong but it should only be go to the stairs
and count to a hundred then come back and say sorry. W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l...
35 days in Daventry isunt very fair.
Saints can't catch very well and it is stopping them from getting tries. It's very frustrating! W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... I blame the gloves. We play this game at parties where you have to put hats and scarves and gloves on and try to eat chocolate wiv a knife and fork. It's impossible. So I fink it's impossible to catch a rugby ball wiv gloves on. W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... take them off then, We don't have to copy everyfink they do in New Zealand.
I don't need to talk much about Barf. They are pants. Dad says they used to be the best W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... that was before I was born so who cares. My predictshun is 100 million points gersmudgeration wiv Speedy Gonzales Raspberry Ripol scoring lots of tries. I also fink Buzz-hard Connors and Scuba Steve Williams will play very well.
(for those of you what don't know everyfink, I name all 2nd rowers after super heroes. So we have Actionman, Buzz and now Scuba Steve who is from the film Big Daddy)
And finally... a not rugby piece of news. There is a story in the Chronic tickle and heckle about a black panther in Northamptonshire.
Saints can't catch very well and it is stopping them from getting tries. It's very frustrating! W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... I blame the gloves. We play this game at parties where you have to put hats and scarves and gloves on and try to eat chocolate wiv a knife and fork. It's impossible. So I fink it's impossible to catch a rugby ball wiv gloves on. W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... take them off then, We don't have to copy everyfink they do in New Zealand.
I don't need to talk much about Barf. They are pants. Dad says they used to be the best W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... that was before I was born so who cares. My predictshun is 100 million points gersmudgeration wiv Speedy Gonzales Raspberry Ripol scoring lots of tries. I also fink Buzz-hard Connors and Scuba Steve Williams will play very well.
(for those of you what don't know everyfink, I name all 2nd rowers after super heroes. So we have Actionman, Buzz and now Scuba Steve who is from the film Big Daddy)
And finally... a not rugby piece of news. There is a story in the Chronic tickle and heckle about a black panther in Northamptonshire.
W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... Don't be silly it's just
my cat Tigger (sorry about the name I was 2 when I named him and I was into
Winnie the Pooh). Dad calls him the Beast of Rothwell Town and Uncle Markskaaa
calls Cat of Death or COD for short.
W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... must go now. Come on you Saints!
Joe
ps Dad keeps telling me to stop saying W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... he says it's annoying. It isunt is it?
W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... must go now. Come on you Saints!
Joe
ps Dad keeps telling me to stop saying W-e-e-e-l-l-l-l-l-l... he says it's annoying. It isunt is it?